Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What is a table you can eat?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
