Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
When do cows get tired?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What fairy loves to count?