What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What does a panda ghost say?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How does a barber get to work?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do cats wear to work?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?