Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the barber win the race?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?