Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?