Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What birds make average students?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?