How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Where does water do all its banking?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?