What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Water sports.
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What fish only swims at night?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
How do billboards talk?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Families are like fudge.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?