What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why do all the planets get along?