What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?