Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever BUGS them.
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do cats wear to work?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?