Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever BUGS them.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why is furniture so generous?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What fish sings the best?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why was the man stuck at the party?