It's allergy season again?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What's a forklift?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What game does chlorine never lose?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?