What does a dog say before eating?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What kind of water does an angel like?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do trees keep as a pet?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How do you get straight A's?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?