What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?