What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Which dogs love to study science?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What vegetables make the best music?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?