What's the most masculine animal?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why was the math book sad?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?