Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do cows like to dance to?
What's the saddest part of the week?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call a baby monkey?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?