Why do people always trip on September 22?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What words make the best athletes?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?