Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Which animal will never go bald?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?