What type of birds stay together forever?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?