What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Where does Superman park his cars?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
