Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Where do surfers go to school?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?