What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?