Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's the friendliest national park?