Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What's the most determined bird?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
How do bees get to school?
What do ducks have for lunch?