Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the turkey join the band?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
How do you organize a space party?