What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Which animal will never go bald?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?