What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What is the coolest country?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?