What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call an Irish spider?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do cats wear to work?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's the ocean's favorite song?