Which farm animals are famous painters?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What birds make average students?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call an animal pop star?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why don't ants get sick?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why are skeletons always hungry?