Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Who invented fractions?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What is a table you can eat?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did March say to the madness?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why do baseball players love bowling?