Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What is the definition of Robin?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call a dog in space?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why do cats love to work?