Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
What is a spider's favorite book?
If you need help building an ark...
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?