Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why are turtles so shy?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What game do mice love to play?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?