What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?