Why do crabs never give to charity?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Where do cows go for lunch?
How do you grill cheese?
What sport do horses love to play?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?