What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's the most masculine animal?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?