What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Owlgebra.
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?