What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?