What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Owlgebra.
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Where do frogs keep their money?
This candy bar is a real home run.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?