What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Pop.
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?