What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Pop.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's the loudest sport?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?