What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What table can you never sit at?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?