What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Pop.
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's the noisiest food?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?