What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Pop.
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
How can you farm during the winter?