Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
How did the pirate call his mother?