What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?