Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?