What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Ghoulash.
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Where do books sleep?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call an old snowman?
What bird is always sad?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?