What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What game do cows play at parties?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
How do you get kids to do something?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?