Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why are billionaires such good parents?