What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Where do chips wear socks?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?