What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What kind of bird can write?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What is the quickest button on a radio?