What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?