What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What are you studying in math?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why was the musician arrested?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do cats wear to work?