What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do two skunks argue?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How do frogs get to work?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How do football players deal with their problems?