Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What is the smallest lion?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
How do hurricanes see?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?