Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Of course, it's where my foot goes!
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Do dads always snore?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Where do burgers like to dance?