How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What animal likes to party the most?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do fish use for glasses?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
