What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do math teachers love March?