On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What part of a football field is never the same?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How does the moon cut her hair?