Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why was the spider so smart?