What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?