Which big cat loves to drive?
A jaguar.
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Where does laundry go to college?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?