What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Where do old bowling balls end up?