What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why was the cat so small?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?