What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's the most masculine animal?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do elves learn in school?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?