What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?