How do fleas travel?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do trees wear to the lake?