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Catch it in winter!
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Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What school subject really rocks?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?