How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in winter!
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What was the first animal in space?
What do naked fish play with?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why are winter days great?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?