Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?