Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Because he was barking up the wrong tree.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What does a panda ghost say?
What color are all the books in the library?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What animal floats best?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?