What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do fairies always drink?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?