Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How do bunnies stay fit?
How does a squid go into battle?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?