We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
How do you make a bandstand?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What condiment has wings?
Where do stars go to college?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
How does a taco bless the table?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?