Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you give a sick pig?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?