Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the calf play in the school band?