What animal loves Indian food?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?