What do elderly dogs use to get around?
A dog walker.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What nationality are most fish?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
How do you make a cow float?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Which cats have the best manners?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?