Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What table can you never sit at?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?