What do elves learn in school?
What animals make the best students?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What type of dog loves to take showers?