Why do math teachers love hiking?
For the view at the sum-mit!
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
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Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you give a sick pig?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Which subject has two parts?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?