Why did the whale cross the road?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Where do cats go on vacation?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did summer say to spring?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What dogs are always lying to you?