Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
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Why are frogs always happy?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
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What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
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What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
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Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?