Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?