Why do math teachers love hiking?
For the view at the sum-mit!
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Which cats have the best manners?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Where do polar bears vote?