Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call octopus twins?
How are teens like cats?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What is the definition of Robin?
What color are all the books in the library?