What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?