What did the salad say to its dad?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do math teachers eat?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What did the sick chicken say?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What kind of music do planets like?