Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's a forklift?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?