Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What kind of bee do teachers love?