Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?