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Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's the noisiest food?
What's the most determined bird?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?