What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?