Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?