What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?