On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call an old snowman?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the peach come home from work early?