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Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a magical reptile?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Where would you find an elephant?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?