Why did the barber win the race?
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What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do elves learn in school?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
I broke my finger!
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?