What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?