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Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
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What game does pasta always play at recess?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Do dads always snore?
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What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?