Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Where do ships always get stuck?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?