Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's the most masculine animal?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Where do superheroes blend right in?