When should baseball players wear armor?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Which elf is the best singer?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?