What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
The museum curator needed a break.
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
When do cows get tired?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why are all priests fit?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?