That bird won't stop squawking.
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Which is the worst season?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why is summer always sad?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?