Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?