Why do owls make lousy reporters?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?