Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why was the bunny upset?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.