What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?