What do you call an old snowman?
Water!
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where does laundry go to college?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?