Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you call an arctic cow?
How do fireflies start a race?
Which family member is always relieved?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?