What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What is the color of the wind?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
When do astronauts eat?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?