What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What is blue and not heavy?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Where do surfers go to school?