What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
Where do vampires keep their money?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's a doll's favorite car?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call bears with no ears?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where do surfers go to school?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What kind of music do planets like?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What sweet treat never panics?