Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How long do chickens work?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?