What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why does Jesus drive so much?