What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?