Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you call a short cow?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?