Where do milkshakes come from?
Nervous cows!
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Which baseball player do fish root for?