Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How is cat food sold?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?