What event do spiders love to attend?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How do frogs get to work?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?