How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?