Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do nosey peppers do?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?