Which former US President was always cold?
What did one plate say to the other?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's the loudest sport?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?