What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Flag football.
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
How did the tree get lost?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?